Gordon Pritchard
I'm still overwhelmed by it all. It was intense, and the
first day was long. It was held basically on the Canadian May
long weekend of May 21 - 23. This year, there were about 100
paid registrants, and then about 20 more sponsor's vehicles. Wow
- there were lots of sponsors this year!
The variety of vehicles was tremendous - 4 Unimogs, lots of
Jeeps of many flavours, 3 FJ-45 pickups, quite a few 'Cruisers, a
few full-sizes, quite a few Early Broncos, and a swarm of
Samurais. One very-cool vehicle: a 1957 Renault taxi-cab,
complete with roof-light, set on a Suzuki frame. Very much a
"character rig", who added a lot of spirit to my first days'
trails.
Wai and I got checked in to our motel down the road from the
main campground, and then got registered and my truck inspected
fairly quickly. We then wandered around the campground, chatting
to quite a few people, and looking at the innovations and variety
of rigs.
FRIDAY
The weather was excellent - no rain, and somewhat cool. We
signed up for trails in order of registration; as #15, this first
day was our best chance for whatever trail we wanted. We signed
up, then went to the designated meeting-point, and listened on
the assigned CB-channel. Shortly, we were off, with a group of
17 trucks; mostly 'Cruisers and Broncos, if one were to go for
major classifications. One Bronco dropped out with tranny
troubles before too long, though.
I don't think the first day's trail had been cleared, becase
we came across 6 downed trees. Foolishly, I was the only one to
admit to having a bow-saw :-( Others helped, but it was very
apparent that I spend little time sawing in the rest of my
life...
The trail was officially named "Hacker's Gauntlet/Gas-It
Hill". Turning off the rutted logging road put you down a very
steep grade with a turn at the bottom - exactly the pair of
challenges that a long-wheelbase-with-overhang doesn't like!
Getting over and down the steep entrance went surprisingly
fine, but the large log at the bottom/turn didn't - I crunched
the rear corner of my FJ-45's cab (matching a similar driver's
side crunch from much earlier). This cab corner is like 3' up
off the ground; this was a "good size" log :-0 Once somewhat
free, an arm from this log reached out in one final reminder, and
neatly punched in my fuel-filler door (but not touching the
surrounding metal!).
We finally made it to the actual Hacker's Gulch obstacle on
this trail, to find the 6th downed tree blocking our way. It was
sawn through, but resisted any manual efforts at moving it. So,
we started to winch. Our leader's truck was the winch-donkey,
and I jumped in to apply the brakes against the strain... "Hey",
I thought, "This brake pedal doesn't feel right." Quick
inspection showed a burst flex-hose up front :-(
So, a WA 'Cruiser was hooked up to the rear of the Toy
mini-truck with the burst hose, to anchor the mini. Winching
continued, while the mini-truck was repaired; both tasks neatly
being finished at the same time.
In the next short while, in nearly the same spot, a 'Cruiser
would also lose braking (short metal tube on the disc-brake
getting broken, and then Vice-Gripped off, for 3-wheel braking),
and another vehicle's hard-line needing to be cut and re-flared
(fortunately we had a flaring tool in our group). Must've been
something in the rocks right there that liked brakes!!!
The hill down was very steep, but easily negotiated. In the
driver's seat, you couln't see _any_ ground, 'til the bottom,
when the earth approach all-to-sharply! From the bottom, you have
to hit the gas pretty hard to even have a chance of making it up
the far side of the gulch. Adding to it: there's a rocky surface
on the left, and loose soil on the right... wheelspin digs only
on the right, and each subsequent vehicle gets pitched further
and further over. Did I mention that there was a tree right
there too?!?!
The first few vehicles took an tremendous amount of time to
get up. Taking a cue from the tree-saver and clevis left at the
upper tree, I got my winch and controller ready.
I made a couple of modest attempts at making it past the
rock/tree, but was anxious to get moving fairly promptly - we
were a couple of hours later already than was expected. I
winched to the top in very quick time.
Some later Early Broncos in our group went very heavy on the
gas, most every vehicle eventually needing winching no matter
what their tactics. Notable: one Bronco unseated _two_ rear
Swampers, yet finished the upper half of the hill-climb on his
flat tires, unassisted. Another Bronco bounced around and wound
up sideways... One Bronco got pitched into the tree, and mangled
his windshield frame and broke the glass. Another also hit his
windshield frame, but no glass went. A fullsize Chev pickup
needed help getting up, and around the corner at the top, but no
harm seemed to come from dragging his pickup shell against
_every_ tree in sight :-O
The next major obstacle was Gas-It hill. To approach, you
turn sharply right, and climb a 2' root. From here, you basically
launch up the hill, without the benefit of any "runway" to build
speed.
Maybe 1/3 of our group managed Gas-It unassisted; it was very
gratifying for me to make it fine, too! Here, horsepower and
gear choice (wheelspeed) were key ingredients, and the roar of
high-horsepower V8's was quite exhilarating!
Unfortunately, it was on this hill that our full-size Chev
broke his Dana 44 front-end. His winch was smoking during
power-out, so it was a safe bet that it couldn't handle actually
winching... :-( A Bronco, with much bracing, managed to get him
up the hill. At this point, the full-size was going to need
towing to help him out, and as the next-longest-and-heaviest, my
FJ-45 was to be the Tow-Yota.
The next few hours are pretty much a blur, except for the
smooth slick-rock side-hill which pitched steeply right. The
full-size was stuck against something, and as my tires churned, I
slipped sideways down into the crevasse... I figured I was going
over for sure; there's definitely a new pleat in my seat :-0
People ran up, not to help, but to take pictures! Then, someone
spooled out my cable, and I pulled back up/out to safety.
To move again from this point, I needed another V8-Cruiser
hooked up to _me_, with both of us pulling the Chev. That worked
well, and we continued hooked together that way for the remainder
of the trip out.
As we finished up our long day by making it to the logging
road which would take us back to town, I became more aware of
time: we were going to miss dinner, and the complimentary beer
:-( :-( True enough, we didn't make it back 'til 9pm. Wai and
I ate dinner back in the motel, and we both dropped dead-asleep
right away.
Saturday
We signed up for a lower-rated trail for Saturday, to lower
any stress levels, and ensure that we got at least _one_ dinner!
This days' trails were "U-Joint" hill, and "Tire-Change Rock"; I
had run both last year, and wanted to re-visit them again this
year. There was quite a mix of vehicles, in this group,
including a couple of full-size pickups and a 'Mog (the fullsize
had lain over the previous day, and sported major body mods where
the lady had driven out of the V-shaped crevice [Cleavage
Rock]).
I can't recall anything of particular note on this day,
except we had a couple of big-name sponsor types in our group:
Randy's Ring and Pinion, and ARB-USA. They were excellent to
'wheel with; Tim Lund of ARB provided some truly great spotting
through the "U-joint" crevice area, making those drivers look
like pros!
Somewhere along the line, I poked a tire. We put on a spare
on the trail, but today, we finished the day in good enough time
that I got it repaired before dinner.
And, to wrap up the day nicely, the Lion's Club (official
meal-cookers at the main campground) gave us the beer we missed
the previous night!!
Saturday evening was the prize-drawing, and awards. There
were various awards for such things as "Ugly Truck", breaking
stuff, smoothest driver, etc. I think the prize drawing was set
up in such a way that everyone won _something_; I didn't get the
ARB locker, but I _did_ get a T-shirt and hatchet.
Sunday
We ran the lowest-rated trail, to virtually ensure no stress
or damage before heading home. Also, I had our full load of
gear, along with tires-and-rims I was bringing back for someone
else. Basically, I was touching my bumptops!! Nonetheless, my
rig performed great, and went everywhere I aimed it. It did feel
a bit porky, sort of wallowing a bit with the full load.
Our event guide listed Sunday's run as only lasting 1/2 day,
'til noon. Somewhere, this didn't match up to reality, and the
runs were set out to last a full day. I was getting a bit antsy
about this, because I'd made some family commitments; our
trail-leader was very good at picking up on this, sounding out
the group for a consensus, and ultimately, wrapping up the day
early.
After this final run, we caught the ferry back to Vancouver,
and the Rock Crawl was over for another year. Definitely
memorable!! And, well organized; obviously a huge effort by the
local club, with very professional results.
-Gord